The Bobbsey Twins of Leftist Bias Have Been Hired at Harvard to Pass on Their "Knowledge to Students

 

Harvard University is the oldest university in the U.S.
And for many, many years has been touted as one of America’s best
That standing may have recently taken a bit of a hit
Former NYC De Blasio who due to lack of support was quickly forced a Congressional race quit
Received from Harvard’s renown Institute of Politics a cherished fellowship
Not what advice worth taking or retaining will to the students pass on
But after his policies against the cops and the crime wave he seems an unlikely academic don
But Harvard doubled down on the De Blasio appointment bringing it disgrace and scorn
To naming a fired “journalist” to teach why our democracy from us is being shorn
Brian Stelter, a biased pseudo “journalist”, who was a liberal biased slave
To the liberal advocacy journalists masters to put any pro-Trump news in a grave
His show was misnamed Reliable Sources when fake news was his only faire
Rantings each week sinking behind any other shows’ ratings ad buyers use to compare
Fortunately Harvard has very generous scholarships to families making less than 150 grand
It prides itself as being the most affordable college in this land
So if the students dumb enough to listen to De Blasio on crime or Stelter on democracy threat
At least their parents may have paid very little and they have almost no debt

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