Saturday, February 14, 2026

A Granddaughter's 2nd Valentine's Day

 

On My Granddaughter Elley will enjoy her 2nd Valentine’s Day
So I examined the Valentine’s Cards on sale to display
The cards all had well done pleasing works of art
But lyrics in rhyme were so bad that it was impossible to one’s credit cards from my wallets depart
Since the number of Valentine ‘s Day cards will be far and few between, I decided to enter the lyrics drafting scene
In Kindergarten Elley will, with magazine photos, colored paper, scissors and glue, create for her mother his first Valentine’s Day to enter into the scrapbook to reign supreme
As she advances in elementary school, her cards will contained some of her drawing and after hours spent on her father’s lap being read to, some poetic lines
While discovering friendships so precious to behold and increasing in value as they were further refined
By high school she will be a friendship magnet and the Valentine’s Day Cards will come in waves
She and her friends will relish her Good Sam honor code at school and the services to the community she gave
She learned and passed on that it is better to give than always wanting to receive
That true friends never demeaned or ridiculed what another had achieved
Or falsely embellished one’s achievements to leave a true friend shaking her head in disgust
True friends were those that on could trust
To be able to lean on each other when all were low urging the sadness or grief would pass by
To share together the simple pleasures of seeing the Sun set only down in the evening sky|
False friends are those whose who persevere passing off as gold any iron pyrite
Worthless as gold with a value less that an Elephant Gift and the shame of holding it keeping it out of site
After hearing the Story  Thidwick the Big Hearted Moose, Elley and her true friends will have had the value of  true friends imbedded in stone
Thidwick was a ”Good Sam” always  willing to lend a hoof or antler to assist when at home  or lower his antler when threats to the herd became known
By now the moose munching grass was ready to be by hungry moose eaten
So Thidwick was on a path to the lake well beaten
When 2 squirrels jumped in his path and nicely pleaded to use his antlers as their abode
Thidwick knew the 2 squirrels would be eating nuts not mouse grass and they would be a very light load
Like a Good Sam he welcomed them aboard
Not knowing that ahead of him on his path were a homeless horde
Who demanded, begged, cried and plead be allowed antler treatment
Promising to behave and have any garbage in their new lodgings to be covered over to leave on scent
But the weight of his new found zoo meant he could barely  walk
And very soon Thidwick’ s hoof prints would be so easy to stalk
His moose friends seeing his struggle all warned he was making a big mistake
If he didn’t shed his false friends, really pests, he and them would be featured as the main entry on the hunters’ dinner plates
And like a boom of lighting to survive and give his pests a survival chance
While the hunter and his dining guests would watched their waist circumferences advance
Thidwick’ s antlers were shed but his pests would not into the forest flee
But Thidwick across the lake did and became working on adding to his obesity
While guests of the hunting lodge his antlers and lifelike pests after a taxidermist’s skill can see
Happy Valentine’s Day dear granddaughter and many more
If by chance you a camping a see a moose who smiles and winks at you maybe he is a descendant of Thidwick whose antlers have no lodgers anymore

© 2/14/26  aka Alaskanpoet Grandpa

Friday, January 23, 2026

The Ragin Cajun Predicts Crockett's Over the Top Rhetoric Will Doom Her Campaign

 

James Carville, “The Ragin Cajun” has failed to Trump wins predict
Probably like most Americans he was astounded Biden’s basement campaign succeeded in a Trump loss to inflict
The Ragin Cajun anxious to be on top again of winners’ prediction game
Astutely Crockett with her foul rhetoric in the Texas Senate race will go down in flames
First she attacked the sitting Governor Greg Abbott confined to a wheel chair as “Governor Hot Wheels
Her lack of any humanity the idiotic over the top rhetoric she with the attack revealed
Second and just as bad she demeaned Hispanics who voted for Trump as having a slave mentality
Which violates a basic axiom of politics that she may attack the candidate but attacking his voters generates to her campaign lethality
In Texas hearing someone’s endless and useless prattle
The speaker is ridiculed as all hat but having no cattle
Hearing Crockett ranting lacking ideas to improve the voter’s lot
The saying is modified to “she has no brains and no cattle and we wish her ranting would stop.”

© 1/23/2026 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet

 

Thursday, January 22, 2026

Nathan's Famous Acquired by Chinese Owned Smithfield But Contest Will Go On

 

When we celebrate the 4th of July
One food at the family is as American as Apple Pie
It’s the hot dog on a bun with condiments like mustard, chopped onions or relish
But at Coney Island on the 4th an annual contest to see how many hot dogs contestants can demolish
When it comes to dominating an eating contest when it’s hot dogs there is only one king
Joey Chestnut who has won the contest 17 times showing how many hotdogs to his stomach attendants must bring
The holder of the world’s record for hot dogs at 76 in ten minutes consumed
Causing spectators to wonder how any human being’s stomach would have that much room
The Chinese with their massive trade surplus balances
Are always on the hunt to their holdings of American food producing properties advance
Nathan’s Famous was recently acquired by Smithfield owned by the Chinese
Who plan to continue Nathan’s Famous hot dog eating contest not branching into Won Tons to their owners displease

© 1/22/2026 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet

Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Uvalde Officier Who Stood Aside and Created a Perimeter Found Not Guilty by Jury After 9 Hours

 

After the Uvalde school shooting in Texas that left 19 elementary school children and 2 adults dead
A police officer who waited at the school door while shots were heard inside faced a moment of dread
To charge into the building gun blazing or face an arrest for child endangerment for the wounded of dead
Or face charges for unnecessary use of force and create a perimeter instead
In a moment of multiple gunfire shots he chose the latter
And his career as a police officer was tatters
The jury spent reviewing the charges of child endangerment came with a verdict in 9 hours|
Acquitted on all charges and set free which the parents must have felt soured
Don’t know if he was trained to go to the sound of guns until the shooter as a threat was done
Hard to send a cop into a gunfight knowing his use of force the mayor and police chief might shun
The charges and the verdict prove cops when they draw their gun are on a tight rope
The decision to fire made in seconds puts them on a very slippery slope

© 1/21/2026 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet

Behar's Legacy Will Not Be Ousting Trump But Having Harris on the View Where Lost the Election By Declaring No Differences Between Her and Biden

 

Joy Behar, co-host of The View, who is 83
Is running out of time to achieve her legacy
Delusionary to her leftist ideas she thinks she can oust Trump
Either by use of the 25th  or impeachment to from the oval offices to dump
This biased has been leftist had a legacy chance with Biden and blew it
Anyone hearing his speech or watching his movements knew from the race he should resign or quit
His resigning would have given the Word Salad Queen
Instead of being chained to Biden could have revealed distance between
Biden, but for Jill and her love of Air Force One,
Could have retired on his Delaware Beach exaggerating in his memoirs what he had done
Resigning or better yet keeping his promise to serve only one term
Would have meant an open primary for voters to learn
Harris was DEI VP for Rep. Clyburn’s support of Biden who was on a losing track
And was not able or ready to in the Oval Office giving Blues a chance pick a candidate who Trump might shellack
Instead he ran and muddled though the first debate and only withdrew
After donors wisely told him the getting more money from them he was through
The Word Salad Queen was coronated to run and lost the election on The View
No primary debates with other Blues and her pick of Walz revealed on how to win she was without a clue
Joy’s legacy will she chose Harris to on The View appear
When Harris answered no difference between her and Biden her election chances disappeared
Joy Behar has achieved a legacy of over half of America who voted Trump despise her name
Said to see someone who started in the corporate mail room to climb the Hollywood ladder to cohost The View go down in flames

© 1/21/2026 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet

Sunday, January 18, 2026

Anti-ICE Protesters Attack Worship Services Because Pastor Supported Immigration Laws

 

Anti-ICE protesters are becoming out of control
Anyone who supports immigration law risks life and limb being steamrolled
No matter the location--a night on the town, on a campus or in church to worship
One cannot escape anti-immigration laws protesters deadly grip
Anti-immigration law protesters have all tolerance to enforce immigration law lost
While ignoring illegals’ rapes, murders, violent crimes and welfare and healthcare costs
Lawful immigrants are welcome here with open arms
Illegal aliens who fail to assimilate and bring violent harm
Need to be deported which ICE and CBP are fighting protesters to do
Risking their lives to make us safes which if abolished our loss of safety we will forever rue

© 1/18/2026 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet

 

Walz Under Investigation for Fraud in Dederal Funds Disbursements in Minnesota

 

Tampon Tim fighting the fraud  and abuse albatross
Is now facing the Insurrection Act and his freedom loss
Governor Walz has lost his mind threatening to call out the Minnesota National Guard
Not to respond to floods, fires, blizzards and other natural disasters but to insure ICE in enforcing the law is barred
Members of the GOP are demanding that Walz’s calling out the National Guard violates the Insurrection Act
Since a state seeking to nullify federal law trumps state law and Walz ignores that simple fact
Already accused of being asleep at the switch
When the fraudulent disbursal of federal funds to fraudsters enriched
You would think Walz would be keeping a low profile as opposed to ICE defiled

© 1/18/2026 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet