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Friday, April 18, 2025

Kerr Wears a Harvard Shirt and Calls His Cut off of Funding For Harvard the Dumbest Thing to Do When the Really Dumb One Is Kerr

Kerr really should stick to something on which he excels
Coaching an NBA team the Warriors which have done under his tutelage quite well
But like the A-List celebs who believe reading scripts make them brilliant like the roles they play
When they go off script to comment and propose on politics their idiocy is quickly on display
Tying to watch sporing events for entertainment
With broadcasters, coaches, and players not willing to theirs bias be subject to containment
Should cause fans to leave the venues or turn the games off
Especially when the likes of Kerr wears a Harvard shirt to scoff
Trump’s action to cut federal funding when Harvard is an antisemitism pandemic
And Jewish students fear for their safety when they oppose the support for Hamas polemic
Kerr called Trump’s move the dumbest ever
Really quite brilliant as Blue donors will their donations sever
And the culture of antisemitism will not leftist professors into classrooms lever
A massive reduction in endowment will curb financial aid and bring financial storms it will not want to face as ongoing weather
Since leftists like Kerr probably they and his team are immune from lost revenue
Look for him to morph into calling supporters of Trump dumb because they did not vote for Blues

How the Gutenberg Hare Save Easter Despite Egg Scarcity With Books

The Easter Bunny and the Easter Hare

During Easter week the Easter Bunnies are so busy, free time is very rare,
Picking chocolate eggs and rabbits, colored eggs, Easter grass and candies for children to share.
On Easter morn, hard to find a doorstep without the signs that an Easter Bunny has hopped there
But this year the Easter Bunnies were facing a very fearful scare
But this year was different as the bird flu was wiping out the hen populations in coops
making eggs hard for shoppers to find
Worse the prices were soaring to amounts sky high so even it eggs were found soaring prices put shoppers in a bind
How to enjoy omelets, quiches and Eggs Benedict
And Easter Eggs in to the Easter basket interdict
While the Easter Bunnies were running in circles worrying so much they appeared ready to drop
But the Guttenberg Hare had a solution that would cause there rising anxiety to stop
Along with Easter Eggs to be dyed place recipes that called for 2 eggs rather than 3
And added mushrooms, bacon, green peppers, thicker ham slices and more cheese for the diners to see
And instead of grass at the baskets’ bottom one or two books to read and enjoy
Of bios, adventures, mysteries, romance , science, comic heroes or history showing the tools to advance mankind employed
Dyed eggs will create in aspiring artists great satisfaction and pleasure
But as the eggs spoil and are tossed in the trash, that satisfaction will soon be hard to measure
Knowing, his words had ended any Easter Bunny from blowing his casket
He bent over an empty woven Easter Basket.
He lifted and put into his Easter basket a book every child would want to read,
“Friend rabbits, chocolate is divine; on it children will always draw a bead,
But to leave a good book to read
Is like a farmer planting the seeds,
Of morals, thoughts, fables, or heroes to do good deeds,
Teachings and lessons to show the way or teach how to lead.
Lucky is the child, who has a large chocolate to savor and not waste,
While reading a book for sweet knowledge is also a long lasting taste.”
And so with a voice vote that closed the friendly debate,
For no rabbit on Easter morn wished to be late,

Sunday, April 13, 2025

Rosie O' Donnell Claims Lyle Menendez Is the First Straight Man She Could Love and Respect--Will She Be Returning to U.S. If They Prevail at Sentencing Rehearing

Rosie O’Donnell who is all thorns and no petals
And who because of TDS Stage 4 moved to Ireland to settle
Trying to remain relevant to her diminished number of fans in the U.S.
O’Donnell has gone public big time to her relationship with Lyle Menendez stress
Claiming he is the only straight man she could love and respect
One has to wonder whether a pen pal relationship from behind bars is suspect
|But if the Menendez Brothers succeed in their sentencing rehearing
And from their prison cells they will be soon disappearing
Will Lyle assuming he is free to leave the U.S. be on the next Aer Lingus plane?
To try to move in with her and her $80 million net worth most reporters claim
Or will the images of Lyle’s parents being blown apart by shotgun blasts
Result in a desired pen pal relationship when converted to one face to face not last
Reds tired of anti-Trump and anti-Red tirades
Are hoping that Lyle does not convince her to return so in Ireland she stayed

Whitmer Handing Behind a Book to Hide Her Face From Being Seen With Trump in the Oval Oval-Total Disgrace

Governor Whitmer who has been reported to be a top contender in the 2028 race
Even after being praised by Trump for her efforts to keep open a Michigan military base
Was caught in the Oval Office Executive Order signing session and felt it necessary to hide her face
Acting like a two year old breaking one of her mother’s rules is such a disgrace
The Blues have become so hyper opposed to anyone who is not 24/7 viciously attacking Trump
Like swarms of termites attacking a house so completely that only bricks, metal and porcelain are left to haul to the trash dump
The Blues are backing the issues backed by a small minority that overwhelming majorities have a difference view
Male TG’s in women’s sports, releasing not deporting illegals, releasing not imprisoning criminals, illegals being able to vote, waste, fraud and abuse, antisemitism, and open borders to name a few
With nothing to offer other than the one trick pony of abortion and infected by TDS Stage 4
Policies that would benefit the nation they ignore and when it comes to needed compromise they shut the door
© 4/13/2025 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet

Governor Shapiro's Pennsylvania Mansion Attacked by an Arsonist Forcing Police to Evacuate Him and His Family

Pennsylvania Governor Shapiro and his family were woken up by police banging on his Governor’s Mansion door
Loudly and incessantly with a noise and sense of urgency no sleeper unless deaf could ignore
An arsonist had set fire to the place and the fire was raging and would soon pose a deadly threat
The fire trucks were pedal to the metal on their way but had not arrived there yet
He and family were evacuated safely but significant damage to the mansion was the result
Amplified that in a nation of laws and peaceful changes of government a scathing condemning insult
No arrests made and no suspects or persons of interest named
A reward of $10,000 for information leading to the arrest of the arsonist who started the flames
It seems that only yesterday that Shapiro who could have turned Pennsylvania Blue
Was rejected because of anti-Palestinian comments made by him as a young college attending Jew
The growing pro-Palestinian wing of the Blues better be on their knees and praying That the arsonist was not a pro-Palestinian antisemite who lit the incendiary liquid after finishing spraying

Friday, April 11, 2025

Crockett and AOC Are Leftist Pea of the Same Pod But Crockett With Her Idiotic Rants Is the Most Disgraced

Representative Crockett and AOC are both cut from the same progressive leftist cloth
From their mouths we have to endure a steady stream of wroth
Like they are infected by rabies their lips are white with froth
When it comes to trying to with Reds compromise their response is very loth
Both are failures in all legislative areas save one
Both are masters of the photo op and inane sound bite that our sensibilities stun
Crockett with her profanities and incitement of violence has crossed the censure line
And her latest frothy rant is that Americans cannot buy houses or afford food which as an idiot the rant defines
Inflation measured by the CPI, which includes gasoline, rent and groceries, is on a downward trend now at an annual rate of 2.4 percent
Rational minds are still waiting to hear how deporting violent criminal illegals buying houses or food prevents
The border after 4 years of Biden, Harris and Majorkas lying to us was secure
With upwards of 20 million illegals having crossed but now know with Trump entering the U.S. has lost its allure
No matter how hard ICE tries it is doubtful that all 20 million will be deported
Enough will remain to if trained to fill the low skilled jobs Crockett feels we need so our food supply, new housing and hospitality sectors will not be shorted
So between Crockett and AOC in the race
To for their rants be most disgraced
Crockett wins that dubious distinction hands down
And AOC remains Sanders’ pet clown

Blues Are Intolerant to the Max of Reds, Especially MAGA Reds, and Now Fellow Blues Who Are Not Resisting Trump 24/7arealues

It is no secret that the Blues have zero tolerance for Reds especially those who MAGA earnestly support and whom Blues demean and mock
They have honed the politics of resistance to try to block the Trump agenda with unified voting blocs
But now we are seeing signs of desperation that despite judicialfare with executive orders and votes in Congress the Trump Agenda is moving ahead at full steam
What Blues perceive as a disastrous nightmare, a majority of Americans believe it is advancing for all the American Dream
Now any Blue who tries to compromise even in the slightest
Is viewed by Blue leaders as committing treason and how should face a progressive Blue primary test
Governor Gretchen Whitmer often attacked by Reds and this poet as “Witless Whitmer” for her progressive acts
Has been working with Trump to keep funding for Selfridge Air Force Base near Detroit intact
Trump and Whitmer are also working together on a project that should be near and dear to Blues’ ecowarriors hearts
Attacking the invasive Asian carp which if it manages to establish itself in the Great Lakes billions of dollars from fisheries would depart
She had a private Oval Office meeting with Trump which was interrupted with a signing of another Trump Executive Order which with her still in the room turned into a photo op
The howls of being a resistance traitor and a mere photo pawn and prop from Blue pundits and members of the MSM were loud and numerous and did not stop
Even if viewed as a rising star of the Blues if you do not 24/7 toe the Trump resistance line
The rabid intolerance of the Blues will quickly into the Blue political doghouse confine