MSNBC Fearing Unchecked Bias From Joe and Mica and Sorrow Crook's Shot Missed

 

My mother used to always tell me when things were not going well
You will remain mired in the mud if on the misfortune you can only dwell
It’s always possible to move forward to leave the misfortune behind
If you can find a silver lining in the misfortune cloud to free up your mind
MSNBC for once showed some class and awareness of America’s discomfort and pain
Not wanting to pour salt of wounds of Trump’s attempted assassination the disappointment on Morning Joe would not be refrained
Not that Crooks with an AR-15 tried to assassinate 
But that he missed our future head of state
So off the air went Joe Scarborough and wife Mica
Whose bias makes her as welcome as the deadly mosquito Zika
Sadly only for one day to be back on Tuesday
For viewers dumb enough to endure their bias on display
The only positive note about this bias blinded former Red
Is that his surname is the same as a song about war we all dread
The rest of the notes are about neurons too clogged
To work to dissipate the stifling bias fog
Get up early to enjoy freshly ground beans pressed in a cup of hot Joe
Which you can if you turn the channels to watch any other early morning show

© 7/16/2024 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet