Kerry Fails as Climate Czar But As Carbon Emissions He Is a Star

 

Demanding that we mere mortals our carbon footprint lower and reductions in our energy usage arrange
If there was an award for hypocrite of the year
No one close to him in terms of votes could come near
Kerry’s family has a Gulfstream GIV-SP on which he has made 48 trips since becoming climate change czar
60 hours in the air spewing 315 metric tons of carbon into the atmosphere so far
Kerry avoids commercial air like the plague even first class
A man of his stature and power can’t endure the agony of waiting in line for a boarding pass
With average flight time of 1.25 hours excuse of need a private jet to get work done is lame
Kerry’s hectoring us while emitting massive carbon merits only shame
Our power grid is near its capacity and heat waves will trigger AC usage blackouts
Yet Kerry wants us to close power plants not build new ones he sanctimoniously spouts
Demanding we all buy or lease EV cars oblivious to the fact we will be hard pressed to meet charging demand
As he wants to close power pants across this great land                                                                               © 7/19/2022 The Alaskanpoet