Thursday, August 4, 2022

Pelosi Has No Excuses For Not Taking Lyft or Uber To Avoid Injuring Another Driver and Getting a DUI


We may all like to party and sometimes partake of too much booze
But ignoring the dangers of drinking and driving we cannot excuse
There was a time when relying on a cab in many areas or at many times was too problematic
High fares, long wait times, suspect drivers and having to find a way back to a left car made it not pragmatic
Couple that with refusal to accept the fact one’s driving ability was impaired
Or a belief that such a short distance to home prevented one from the dangers bewared
Those two excuses may still exist
But today with Uber and Lyft so easy to a DUI resist
Paul Pelosi has lots of dough due to his purported stock trading due to pillow talk
That shelling out a few dollars for Lyft or Uber he should not balk
And legal fees, bail fees and higher insurance rates for up to 10 years
Will cause no hits to his balance sheet or life style to appear
Charged with a misdemeanor as opposed to a felony due to lack of serious injuries of the other driver incurred
Chances he will be sentenced to any jail time other than a few days is likely absurd
Other than the loss of the ability to drive until completion of DUI classes
His lifestyle would not be impacted in the same adverse way of those less fortunate masses

© August 4, 2022 The Alaskanpoet

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