Biden in Pennsylvania Can't Name Who and What Offices He Is Campaigning For as He Pivots to Be the Newest "Tough on Crime President"

 

Somehow our cognitive impaired president’s handlers may have discovered some pills
That seemed to have restored to him some of his long lost campaigning skills
In Pennsylvania Biden made a stop to campaign for Blues  in two races
The governor’s and the senate but pills wearing off could not link names to faces
Shamelessly he used the Marine Corps Band to contribute in kind to his campaign
So much for forcing this stellar unit of our premier service to the Hatch Act flush down the drain
Seeing the writing on the wall
That voters are worried about crime this fall
He is trying to pivot Blues from the party that wanted to defund the police
To the party that now wants their budgets to be increased
Slams Reds who voted against the $1.9 trillion American Recovery Plan
That is one of the major contributing factors for the inflation plaguing the land
To ape Pelosi’s castigating Trump’s tax cut as giving only “crumbs” to the middle class
If the American Recovery Plan were measured in 1.9 trillion gallons the amount to police would more like the size of far less than 10 billion shot glasses
If the small portion of the money for police would have been voted on as a separate bill
Every Red would have voted to put that money in the police budgets tills
Fortunately we have Blue after Blue in 2021 and 2020 on TV clips
Intoning that the size of police budgets should be snipped
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