Wednesday, October 5, 2022

Rams Couldn't Stop 49er Runners But Could a Streaker With a Pink Smoke Bomb


During the Rams 49ers Monday night
Fans were treated to a disturbing sight
Alex Taylor carrying a pink smoke bomb rushing onto the field
Pink smoke bellowing out as to security demands to halt he did not yield
Running quickly he was able to security chasing him elude
Until near the Rams sidelines, he foolishly chose to intrude
Rams linebacker Bobby Wagner with the speed and power of an elkhound
Quickly and effortless knocked Taylor to the ground
For security to catch this streaker to drag him off the field
As one of the few times to runners the Ram defense did not yield
Like the true litigious society we find ourselves in when protestors fail to comport
Against Wagner and the Rams, Taylor filed a police report
This was not a harmless protest when Rams had no idea if the bomb would explode
Carried by a fleeing streaker who was not doing what he was told
This is action that should never see a day in court
Likewise the expected civil assault charge that a judge should abort

© October 5, 2022 The Alaskanpoet

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