Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Stelter Looks Like Favorite to Win Ratings Limbo Contest at 656,000 and Falling


The ratings news for the week have come in
Pity biased Stelter who cannot his collapse in viewers spin
For 12 straight weeks less than a million viewers have watched his show
At a new record low of 656,000 one wonders how low can he go
For Stelter and the other MSM hacks, cable TV is not a limbo contest
Where who under the lowest pole is deemed to be the best
Give this hack a shovel and let him dig a deeper hole to hide
From his sponsors who paying bloated ad rates as viewership continues to subside
Stelter like all the MSM hacks were one trick ponies on the pseudo journalist scene
Unable to do anything other than bash Trump his viewers are quickly weaned
Always hate to see someone be fired or lose a job
But with his biased arrogance from this poet not a tear or a sob
And AT&T who must now view owning CNN like being to a corpse tied
How much longer will instead of fair and balanced on leftist bias be relied?
© June 21, 2021 The Alaskanpoet

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