Gavin Is In a Panic as He Will Be Sweating Pain Race Card Toss Has to Refrain

 

On the Gavin Newsom recall Newsom is in a major snit fit
With a black Larry Elder as the leading recall candidate he has to the race card toss quit
But from his depleted quiver the anti-Trump arrow he seeks to draw
But won’t conceal Newsom’s COVID-19 handling flaw
He must sense trouble as objections to his handling of the pandemic grew
Shaking in his boots as slams mounted from the valued likes of Doctor Drew
Whose attacks against Newsom should motivate recall voters to vote yes
Ask the jobless workers who could not get unemployment checks if he caused most of this mess
 What the Blue ads fighting recall have totally missed
This is not a Red antivax conspiracy we must choose to dismiss
Rather it’s across the board fed up with Newsom’s hypocrisy of do as I say not as I do
I can send my kids in to in class private learning since I am above the law as the top Blue
Nor is it a plot like the few rotten apples that stormed through the capitol doors
No this a revolt across party lines that incompetence and arrogance we can no longer ignore
With Newsome there is nothing new
Only failed high taxes over regulated anti-business edicts we must rue
Thank God we have a candidate named Larry
On September 14 Gruesome Newsom’s office time we bury
© August 27, 2021 The Alaskanpoet