Monday, August 23, 2021

Corsica Cows Forcing Humans Off the Beaches So Now Closed to Humans


On Corsica it looks like the cows had been watching the Hitchcock flick
If birds can band together and humans attack we bovines can ape the trick
The cows on the beaches there are somewhat famous for soaking up the sun
For months with COVID-19 humans from the beaches had to shun
Now the restrictions have been lifted but cows seem no longer willing to the sand share
To prevent injuries and goring the beaches closed to humans to stop them from going there
If the cows are smart enough to sniff out the picnics with the grilling of burgers or steaks
Watch for them to the parks and fire pits try to take
The new bovine orders could become
Vegans only or we’ll stampede and force you to run
Or in a PC world that white sumpremacists are to be abhorred
Only practicing Hindus will be allowed near the sandy shores
© August 23, 2021 The Alaskanpoet

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