Siegfried Line Song For Elder as Newsom May Be Toast

 

Newsom seems to be getting more and more peeved
First  recall supporters were able to on the ballot the recall achieve
And now Google searches on Elder  and the French Laundry are going off the charts
Could it be that Gavin sees the writing on the wall as from Sacramento soon he will depart?
He is an arrogant politician whose ego and distain for the voters knows no bounds
His closures and lockdowns coupled with EDD meltdown were unsound
And while the mere mortal voters could only dine at home alone
He was wined and dined at the French Laundry for a lobbyist birthday bash to quid pro quo skill hone
If Elder had a campaign song it could be an ape of this
Fire up the voters who want to from office Newsom dismiss
“We're going to hang out the washing on the French Laundry Line.
Have you any dirty washing, Gavin  dear?
We're gonna hang out the washing on the French Laundry Line.
'Cause the washing day is here.”
Worked for the Brit soldiers in World War II
May work now as Newsom as governor is through
© August 24, 2021 The Alaskanpoet