Thursday, June 30, 2022

Howard Stern Announced He's Running For President Due to Roe v. Wade Ruling With Bradley Cooper As V.P.


One thing over the years viewers and listeners have learned
There rarely is a dull moment with the antics of Howard Stern
Today is no exception as he announced that due the ruling on Roe v. Wade
He is going to join the running for president in 2024 parade
His only foray into politics was in 1994
Failed as a Libertarian in a run for New York’s governor
Never a man to let the grass grow under his feet
Stern with his VP choice picked to the voters greet
Taking a page out of the George H.W. Bush playbook
Who picked Dan Quayle for his glamor, youth and Robert Redford looks
Stern announced the pick of actor Bradley Cooper as his 2024 running mate
When it comes to getting the female vote Stern claims Cooper is first rate
Not sure he will run as a Blue or Red
Or ape New York’s run as a Libertarian instead
Knowing Stern, his announcement probably should be taken with a grain of salt
But if he is serious look for much more excitement in the White House election assault
© June 30, 2022 The Alaskanpoet

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