Thursday, November 11, 2021

Biden Wanders In Arlington Speech Praising Negro Satchel Paige and Falsely Claimed Oldest Pitcher at 47 to Win MLB Game


On this Memorial Day Biden fulfilled his presidential Veterans Day chore
Laying a wreath on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier then speaking and facts to ignore
Not sure who wrote the speech to on the teleprompter place
But in typical Biden gaffe prone reality a bit of disgrace
Used the N* word but not the one that is a racist degrading word provokes ire
But a word once in common use, Negro, that has long since been retired
Out of the disconnected Veterans Day blue he starting extoling the virtues of Satchel Paige
Who after years in the Negro Leagues played in MLB and at 47 earned a win on the record page
Biden then went on to falsely claim Paige was the oldest pitcher to ever win
Not sure for what purpose he chose to a record falsely spin
The oldest pitcher to win a game was Jamie Moyer at age 49 in 2012
All his staff had to do would be into a quick Google search delve
Phil Niekro in 1987 and Jack Quinn in 1932 were also older than Paige when they won
Even Hoyt Wilhelm with a save before his career was done
Maybe he used Paige to ape his words “how old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were?”
So he could joke he was only 50 as if that presumed age his dementia would cure
At least our mentally failing president did not launch into the stale refrain
That all of our problems today especially raging inflation Trump we should blame
November 11, 2021 The Alaskanpoet

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