Saturday, December 11, 2021

My Hoax Ruined By A Subway Footlong


Separate many celebs from their well-rehearsed scripts
And one sees the idea they are paragons of intelligence and wisdom does not fit
A case in point is the hoaxer Jussie Smollett
Whose attempted lynching hoax by MAGA supporters was about as dumb as dumb could get
On a freezing Chicago night he headed to a nearby late night Subway
Searching for a footlong to his late night hunger pangs allay
Then according to him assaulted by two whites who MAGA hats wore
Who put a noose around his neck and at him racial taunts swore
Chicago in 2016 voters for Trump were really far and few between
Voters came out for HRC in overwhelming landside majority scenes
During this hoax attack where he feared for body and soul
Did not release his foot long to conquer his appetite sating goal
A foot long makes a poor defensive weapon and would have been dropped
To leave him with two hands not one to make the assault stop
Kept it to take it back to his lodgings to eat
After his hoaxing tale to the officers there he would greet
What a total fool and so dumb he thought his fans would believe
With Michelle Obama and Kim Foxx as supporters knew the hoax would be achieved
Not so an Foxx who dropped charges merits our scathing scorn
Progressive D.A.’s pro felons catch and release as safety in urban areas shorn
© December 11, 2021 The Alaskanpoet

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