Friday, August 1, 2014

In War Of Tweets Who Is More Manly Putin Or Obama

It is always better to wage a war of tweets
Than a war of bullets and bodies covered in body bag sheets
A tweet of Putin with a leopard, Obama with a poodle fluffy and white
Images conjured of which man has the greater power and might
If strength is measured in age, both animals live in the 12 to 17 year span
But there are a lot more poodles older than 17 than leopards in the land
Add to that this very simple fact
Poodles have something that leopards lack
Leopards like men like Putin are an endangered species
Putin's Soviet view of the world is covered in feces
And like the life of the leopard which may be all too short
So will Putin's hold on power be as a growing list of sanctions the Russian economy will thwart
Sadly, like Dukakis looking like Alfred E. Newman in an M-1 tank
Obama does look a bit like a wimp, too bad we could not have had Palin mushing through an Alaskan snow bank 
Since most Americans like dogs that only a slipper will occasionally chew
And cats shred sofas and leave a litter smell all of us rue
On this one our President is not completely on the end of a short stick
At least he unlike Putin will get a friendly non sandpaper like lick
© August 1, 2014 Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet  

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