This weekend
I saw Sharknado on cable channel Sci-Fi
Sharks by
the hundreds falling down from a stormy sky
A tornado so
strong to suck sharks into its up draft
Special
effects awesome as befitting the Hollywood craft
The sharks
with so much rain in the air could survive
And would plummet
from the sky, pissed and very much alive
Humans scurrying
like rats on the L.A. streets
Trying to
dodge the sharks, jaws open landing at their feet
The hero
with a chain saw in hand
Slicing them
apart before they could land
Unreal but
entertaining especially the scene where the hero is swallowed whole
Chain saw
buzzing, a little slime and he saws himself an escape belly hole
Entertaining
but for the hint that global warming was the cause of all these sharks
A good way to
escape the stress of the world and a sense of disbelief park
The sequel Sharknado
II was more of the same but set in New York City
Once again
the sharks were coming down like cats and dogs and showing the humans no pity
Weather maps
showing sharks instead of rain
Two
tornadoes increasing in intensity but our hero does the insane
A Freon fix
to cool the tornadoes but hit with one too many volts of juice
Too much
force the electricity forces him loose
Into the air
thousands of feet rides a shark down to it on a lightening rod impale
In the world
of sci-fi and sharks after all a hero even in a sequel cannot fail
Before we on
Shark Week are hit with Sequel Three
Here is a
movie we might want to see
Polnado is
its name
Tornadoes star
billing and lots of fame
The hot air
of gridlock in D.C. where any chance of legislation is stalled and stuck
Causes a
tornado so strong up into the air Congress and the President it sucks
Along with
all the regulators especially those from the IRS
Pissed
because Tea Party members while I a tornado it cannot suppress
Joined by
the legions of bored but avid porn watchers from the EPA
Pissed
because of revelations that the onset of climate change their regs will not delay
What goes up
must come down and pols and bureaucrats soon hitting the ground
Shaken up
and pissed off as there were not enough taxpayer wallets to go around
Then this
poet woke up from an entertaining nightmare
Even better
yet his wallet with just a few teeth marks on the bed stand was still there.
©
August 8, 2014 Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet
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