In crime infested Blue run cities the fashion rule used to
be
Wear fine jewelry and Rolex watches at great risk during armed robbery sprees
Now in the era of mob high priced jewelry smash and grabs
Where stores seem helpless to stop and police are hard pressed to nab
Maybe the thieves of the smash and grab are having trouble
to the goods fence
And as states are looking to lower limits for felonies time to find another
lucrative offense
On the cold streets of the Swamp where tourists abound
And not enough cops on the streets are to be found
The new target of thieves is Canada Goose winter wear
Tourists and residents are warned to if wearing it to beware
The kids in public schools are probably sighing in relief
Their Nike Air Jordans no longer number 1 attraction for an emboldened thief
Canada Goose jackets cost in the hundreds as high as 1500 bucks
Someone in the Swamp wearing one may find themselves looking at a gun and out
of luck
When it seems that assaults and robberies in Blue run cities are rising all the
time
The wizards of the Swamp city government have taken the brilliant step to lower
penalties for a whole host of crimes
© 2/11/2023 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet
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