NYC Restaurateurs Banning De Blasio and Cuomo Over Indoor Dining Ban?

 

Napoleon once said “an army on its stomach travels”
As any support for De Blasio and Cuomo’s CV responses unravel
Restaurateurs in the Big Apple are considering a boycott for the Bobbsey Twins
Who are guilty of ineptness and blatant hypocrisy CV fighting sins
You shut us down so our families we cannot feed
Don’t come to us for takeout to solve your eating needs
Mostly symbolic as the Bobbsey Twins sadly will not starve
Probably will have chefs at their mansions to their servings carve
Soon a historic aped sign on all restaurant doors in and out of New York City
“Dogs, De Blasio and Cuomo Not Allowed As Their Restaurant Shutdowns Too Unwitty”
Indoor dining for CV infections stands at a minuscule two percent
Your idiotic shutdown orders are to closure hundreds of restaurants being sent
Will make great sound bites and photo ops
When voters if they have forgotten prepare to their next ballots drop

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