Wednesday, December 9, 2020

Cheaters Thanks to Swalwell Can Use the It's Classified Defense

 For any man suspected by his wife or girlfriend of cheating on them
No need to try to muster a straight face when accused to swear they would never do it again Or if knowing they could with a straight face just lie Like Clinton in front of Hillary his affair with Monica deny No instead of fearing divorce or loss of girlfriend Just follow the new normal, the Eric Swalwell trend When caught and the woman in your life forces you to reply Your answer is "Dear I really want to but can't because it's classified" Then cross your fingers and hope she buys such a lame crock And when you or she move out hope it comes as not too much of shock

© December 9, 2020 Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet
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