New First Name for Fredo Cuomo As He Moves to Ban Indoor Dining

 

Governor Fredo Cuomo needs a new first name
As an entire industry he is going to flush down the drain
Ready with his executive order to ban dining indoors
Once again science on spreading he chooses  to ignore
Dime against a dollar the stats on spreading maskless while eating show it rarely exists
As long as table placement of at least 6 feet distance owners do not resist
And continue the practice of servers wearing masks
Our virus deadly primarily to aged and infirmed is going to have a hard to spread task
If outdoor dining only is allowed during this winter time in cold temps
The idea of dining out will unless you are an Eskimo will be viewed with contempt
Add to that barricade days of rain, sleet or snow
Restaurants no matter how many heaters outside outdoor dining will be a no show
Time to change Fredo to “Grim Restaurant Reaper” that better seems to apply
More consistent with his nursing home death sentences of sending positive patients so residents would die.

© December 7, 2020 Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet
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