Saturday, March 19, 2016

Sports Bra with Knife or Pepper Spray

We men have always known that beautiful breasts in a woman attracts
We have just learned that a new sports bra is a means to fend off an unwanted attack
In the U.S. the spirit of entrepreneurship is still alive and well
Despite crushing tax rates and stifling regulatory hell
Jessica Cutrona has after an attempted mugging while jogging attack
Created the killer sports bra with a concealed knife to fight back
If the sight of a thug’s blood makes you reluctant to pull a knife and queasy
She has a pepper spray sports bra to make the repelling of an attack also easy
With violence on the rise it is only a question of time
That Cutrona will have a sports bra concealing heat to stop a mugging crime
No woman jogging or not should by a man ever be attacked
With this sports bra, any mugger should think twice as his nonvictim may fight back 
Only thing that might shut this business down
Is a fellow woman running for president who on gun ownership completely frowns

© March 19, 2016, Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet
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