Shiraz University in Iran Offers a Toilet Paper Diploma To Come There on Full Scholarships

 

Iran took a break from its alliance with Russia  and China to expose the U.S. to cyber attacks
To try to students protesting the Hamas Israeli War on college campuses attract
The head of Iran’s Shiraz Universities is offering full scholarships  to suspended students enroll
Thinking they are the best and brightest and useful in Iran’s destroying the Great Satin goal
Any female student who as an IQ higher than room temp
Will know that the mullahs in Iran treat women with total contempt
All males in the same league should know a with a Shiraz degree
A life of unemployment or minimum wage they would see
If from the U.S. they were to leave
Other than their parents no one would grieve
Replaced by immigrants who the American Dream want to achieve
If to bring us down the mullahs want opposed students as their tools
Too bad they will be shown to be total fools
Let them back in only if they can truthfully explain
The freedoms we enjoy here, there would quickly wane.

© 5/2/2024 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet