Florida the Sunshine State is attracting residents of Blue
States in an increasing stream
Sick of high taxes, illegal aliens, high housing prices and
high crime barriers to achieve the American dream
High taxes and high crime and Blues in charge are like peas
in a pod
The Blues social engineering and ideas on economic growth
totally flawed
In addition to frustrated voters the Sunshine State is also
a magnet of another kind
Attracting those who by far too many people are maligned
Even though their meeting humans is somewhat rare
But their presence brings with it a terrifying scare
Florida leads the nation in against humans shark attacks
If in waters there if a shark’s dorsal fin is nearby height
of folly to into the water go back
Since 1882 in Volusia County 351 attacks, Brevard County 158
and Palm Beach County with 83
During all of 2023 in the whole state 16, hardly a shark
biting spree
Wise to avoid swimming at dusk or dawn or alone or where
schools of fish are near
And if you have an open would sharks attracted by blood are
likely to appear
Even in Florida you are more likely to the Powerball Lottery
win
Than to see swimming to you with open mouth a shark’s dorsal
fin
© May 28, 2024 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet
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