Saturday, June 28, 2014

EPA To Spend $1 Million For Hotel Rooms For 24 Day "Environmental Justice" Conference--Plus Cost Of EPA Pooping In Halls

When it comes to spending like a drunken sailor on a spree
That image fits the federal government to a T
In the private sector conferences are less than a week with more work than play
The EPA announced it will need to book 195 rooms for a mind boggling vacationing 24 days
To hold an Environmental Justice gathering in the fall
It will be at a pricey hotel so we hope the Denver EPA have learned not to poop in the hall
A million bucks on rooms the EPA will spend
For useless speeches droning on without end
Justice coming from the EPA is a butchering of the English word
With its actions against land owners and coal that are draconian and absurd
Justice in EPA speak has nothing to do with compensation for the taking of one’s land
Due to regulations on development that have gotten completely out of hand
No this has to do with making sure regardless of race or income one’s views are aired
Nothing about how regulations weigh the costs and compensate those who the burdens bear
A million dollars and God only knows how many trees turned into paper
How many words droning on into the ether of hot air vapors
The only benefit will be that the foul habits of the Denver EPA will be allayed
And if in a conference the EPA efforts to issue more job killing regs will be delayed
© June 28, 2014 Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet  

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