Wednesday, June 25, 2014

EPA Employees Defecating In The Halls Of Denver Office

We all know that government bureaucrats in regulating us mortals believe their feces don’t stink
But the revelations at the EPA in Denver make you want to have a stiff, very stiff drink
It seems unknown employees are leaving their turds in the halls
Instead of where they belong, being flushed down the toilet stalls
Ironic that the agency charged with regulating the production and discharge of waste
Has its own employees evidently crapping all over the place
Hiring a workplace--violence expert who warned these are dangerous acts
Maybe more than a complete sense of decency lack
Emails not yet erased to the troops to remind them something a two year has long since learned
No more defecating by employees in the halls; the smell will be discerned
Not sure whether this is worse than the defecation of the mind
By the EPA official in Alaska watching so much porn he was probably on the verge of going blind
If the culprit or culprits are found the EPA should give an ultimatum-- wear an adult diaper on the outside of one’s pants
Or immediately to the culprit or culprits an immediate discharge from employment grant
© June 25, 2014 Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet

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