Wednesday, August 28, 2024

Stanford Ranked Dead Last in ACC Opens Season Against TCU at Stanford Stadium Go Cardinal!

 

With 16 teams playing in the Big 12 one would think a name change would be called for
Like “Sweet 16 Conference” or the “Big 16 Conference” so no school team is ignored
Could it be that 4 of the teams are so bad they exist only as bad dreams
Mere holograms of images of players without substance only losses on tap for 4 teams
TCU which has the dubious distinction of having a horned frog name
Armed with a bone crushing bite and a face unable to good frog looks claim
With a preseason ranking of 10 so must have escaped the hologram list
This poet will go out on the limb when he should resist
At home with the students not yet back
Stanford will unleash a scoring passing attack
Our QB will have time to throw and not get sacked
Our defense will finally force punts a skill last year it lacked
Our viewing party will at Muldoon’s enjoy a season opening win
Creating the momentum for a second win against SLO followed by a bye before ACC games begin
Game 3 against Syracuse ranked 12th in the ACC on the 20th well rested to avoid jet lag
A Stanford upset in the making with only 3 more wins needed to a bowl game bag
Join us for libations and pub fare at Muldoon’s for the kick off at 7:30 this Friday night
Go Stanford Rise up to the occasion and treat our viewers to a victory sight!
© 8/28/2024 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet

 

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