Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Love Litigating Lawyers Huh

On Love Litigating Lawyers' Day 
Dick the Butcher was right
As long as there is money in the retainer a lawyer will fight
How much more do we have to pay because of a lawyer's greedy bite?
How many of us suffer from a lawyer's might
We don't need a rise in the minimum wages 
But a cap on lawyers' deposition pages
Litigating lawyers we should not celebrate
Rather we need to them detest and berate
The world needs less lawyers, less parasites
More poets to give litigators their last rites

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