WaterSaver Faucet Company is taking its name to extreme
No more than six minutes a day on the john seems somewhat mean
When a worker has to go, that worker has to go
A toilet is not the water fountain to gossip when times are slow
Pity the poor employee with stomach flu or the constipation curse
Or the female employee looking for needed items buried in her purse
The union representing the employees is taking the company to court
Over a policy that at first blush comes up short
At least the company is also using a carrot approach
Don’t use the john and it’s a gift card an idea beyond reproach
This will be a case to watch and follow
Being monitored in the john seems an invasion of privacy too hard to swallow
In and out in less than six a day will productivity enhance?
Or cause employee bitterness and anger to advance?
© July 17, 2014 Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet