Monday, July 7, 2014

Minnesota Twins Use Vending Machine To Dispense Beer

Another reason why job growth is so hard to observe
Target Field now has vending machines for beer to self serve
48 ounces of brew in 15 minutes can be dispensed
No more waiting in lines as homers sail over the fence
Like most stadiums to riots and brawls control
Where too much beer on civility seems to take its toll
The machine shuts down when the 7th inning comes to a close
Cutting down hopefully on black eyes and broken noses
Wonder if the machine dispenses beer with a perfect head
If it does watch for jobs being shed
© July 7, 2014 Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet   

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