Kid Rock Who Shot Bud Light Cans to Smithereens Seen on Skydeck at Chris Ford Concert With Bud Light Can in His Hand

 

Kid Rock became the hero of the Movement to Boycott Bud Light
After emptying a full mag from his AR-15 on cans in his gun sight
Putting on a Bud Light can Dylan Mulvaney’s transitioned face
Was like trying to the link to the Bud Light beauties erase
Sales of Bud Light went quickly into the tank
From its number one beer ranking it quickly sank
Modello would soon gain the number one spot
Other brands like Miller Lite and Coors Light were crowding out Bud Light’s shelves slots
Sales kept falling and pink slips were being sent
The marketers with the Dylan idea from the company quickly went
A heir to the Anheuser Busch empire
Now from the company long retired
Was ready to buy Bud Light back
How could the company a knowledge of its customers wants totally lack?
Today Bud Light boycotters were hit with a rude surprise
That may portend the Bud Light boycott’s demise
At the Sky Deck in Nashville at a concert by Chris Ford
Kid Rock with a Bud Light in his hand means on boycotting he’s no longer on board?

© August 18, 2023 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet