Biden and McConnell Both Are No Longer Fit to Remain In Office

 

In the movie Deliverance, we all enjoyed the “Dueling Banjos” song
In the Swamp we have had to endure the “Dueling Impairments” showing something’s wrong

Two octogenarians, one a Blue at 80 the other a Red at 81
Both whose days of past feats clearly done
The cranial synapses no longer seem to smoothly run

The       The extent of cognitive impairment for both should all of us stun

We all know that the press save for Fox, the New York Post and the WSJ

Is usu    Dailly leftist anti-Red attacks 24/7 on display

To a man and a woman they are a very biased lot

But unlike Medusa, snakes instead of hair they have not

Mitch McConnell was before them their questions to take

When once again his cranial neurons hit the brakes
He looked like he had turned into stone looking at their gaze

For a few minutes he looked like a man standing in a coma in a massive daze

Something in his 81 year old brain is obviously not quite right

Compared at that moment to Biden, Biden seems somewhat bright

Biden almost daily reveals he is not completely there

Such a tottering old man so frail he can barely lift his beach chair

Unlike McConnell whose lapses are not yet that frequent
And after a stone like freeze it comes and soon went

Biden’s are not far and few between
But almost every time there is not a teleprompter on scene

Neither of them to the travesty of remaining in office seem fit

None of their respective party heavyweights or family have the spine to say, “It’s time to quit.”

© August 30, 2023 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet