Sunday, September 21, 2014

Blue Mihaud's Ad Infers Red Senator Susan Collins Is Giving Oral Sex--Less Mud More Issues Please

The news out of Maine makes you want to shake your head in dismay
Once again the politics of mud seems to be the only issues on display
The Blue candidate for governor was using a video with lyrics from the King of Maine
That extols Red Senator Susan Collins giving brain
Maine and brain rhyme which is one explanation for the choice of lines
But in popular culture it means oral sex maybe the words chosen by design
Reds are outraged; Blues claim innocence and the meaning they did not know
Both sides slinging mud while issue discussion is not part of the political show
If this poet were a voter in Maine he would be appalled
There have to be issues meriting debate this fall
Apologize to Ms. Collins for the lyrics and let the issues take center stage
No wonder the when it comes to politicians we feel nothing but disgust and rage.
© September 21, 2014 Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet
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