Bud Light Sales Continue to Fall And Marketing Department's Best Idea Is To Blame Their Customers for Being Fratty and Lacking a Sense of Humor

 

Try as they might pity for the marketing staff at Bud Light
Another joke attempt to revive the brand to escape the Mulvaney blight
A bunch of pro football stars grunting to open Bud Light cans
Are their muscles so weakened by embarrassment of Mulvaney unable to the scorn withstand?
The Bud Light Girls all vixens who would sell Bud Light wherever they appeared
Buy a Bud Light and fulfill the dream to your charms they would be steered
A rare beer drinker is one who would drink a Bud Light to a “female” with male tools to attract
How could the marketing department of Bud Light an understanding of their customers lack?
Sales of Bud Light continue to fall
And former Bud Light lovers are appalled
In a shoot yourself in the foot moment revealed
That disdain for their customers they cannot conceal
Bud Light VP of Marketing VP Alissa Heinerscheid slams Bud Light consumers as being “fratty” and lack a “sense of humor”
Out of touch and deaf to them laughing as Snoop Dog’s Corona’s new Ex-Bud Light consumers

© 7/3/2023 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet