Thursday, October 30, 2014

Blue Lt. Governor's Past As Male Stripper--Focus On Issues!

Blue John Burkhalter is running in Arkansas for Lt.G
His past youth job brings new meaning to the goal of transparency
In his youth with an athletic build from working on a farm
Outgoing personality, good bod, probably lots of charm
But farming 17 acres on a place called Billy Goat Hill
Probably means that not a lot of dollars into the monthly till
He became an instant hit with Chippendales
A male stripper bringing excitement to the excited female
In this election in which personal attack is the norm
One hopes his Red foe does not hit him with a morality storm
And instead chose to focus on his record after his youthful strips
And his stand on issues during any debates and campaign trips
The human body is a work of art whether on canvas or on a stage
Especially when it is used to add to one’s farming wage
© October 30, 2014 Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet
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