50 Arrested In Bribery Scheme To Get Students Of Wealthy Parents Into Elite Schools

In the academic Bible by many parents of high school students it is said

It is harder for a straight A student to get into Stanford than other schools instead

For the class of 2022 47,450 applicants applied

To their great disappointment 95.64 percent were denied

Many denied were straight A students and max scores on their SAT’s

For them a dream of a Stanford education was not to be

The news that parents were conspiring with the Edge College and Career Network

To buy their kids admission to elite colleges should drive them and their parents berserk

50 persons have been charged with bribing coaches, proctors to change answers, give more time

A major academic scandal, a heinous and despicable prison in one’s future crime

What is ironic

And why the parents are moronic

As one of the students is on a U Tube post

She’s not interested in class only parties and will only coast.

A tip of the iceberg that could only be pulled off

Because in today’s academia accountability is far too soft

C’s are rare and no one seems to fail

Even those skipping class seeking the frat and tailgate parties’ Holy Grail

© March 11, 2019 Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet