Thursday, January 15, 2015

Papa John's Great Pizza Drivers Great Pistols

News of a Papa John’s female driver with a pizza trying to deliver
Shooting an armed robber should make the felons quiver
Kudos to Papa John’s for coming to the defense of a female driver who was packing heat
And with her own pistol an armed robbery attempt she was able to defeat
Felons are usually lacking a lot of intelligence and common sense
Why would a pizza delivery be the site of one’s robbery offense?
If you want to rob at gunpoint and run risk of prison or being shot
Skip the pizza delivery and head for the banks where you could run off with a lot
Scary though when robbers decide to prey
On nickels and dimes that may be lured in their way
After this attempt, a new sign in the Papa John’s delivery cars?
“Driver has no cash but packing heat so a robbery will not get far.”
© January 15, 2015 Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet
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