Tuesday, January 9, 2024

Wolverines Win the Sign Stealing Karma Battle to Win National Championship Against the Huskeys


A dog cannot catch a fox on only 3 legs
Nor can it do its business on 3 with balance to beg
And a Huskey released from the sleds of the Iditarod Race
To sniff the roses with speed, strength and canine grace
Will never make it to Front Street in Nome
When he must hear the whole way an injured leg’s painful groans
The Huskey’s rushing star
Who with over 2/3 of their rushing yards brought them this far
Was injured early on to shed speed and skills dodging tackles
From long and TD runs for the rest of the game shackled
The Wolverines scored early on 2 long TD runs
It looked like a total slaughter had begun
The dogs even with their rushing legs crippled
Shored up their defenses and passes through the air rippled
To enter the 4th quarter down only by 7 and looking to prevail
2 rushing TD’s would mean the Wolverines would win by 21
The Wolverines’ climb from the sign stealing doghouse was done
Kudos to the team and to Coach Harbaugh
Who dodged his signs stealing Karma flaw

© 1/8/2023 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet

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