Dylan Mulvaney, Tik Tok Transgender Personality Has Been Signed to Promote Bud Light

 

Budweiser brands itself as the King of Beers
Now be the brew for those who transgenders cheer
Dylan Mulvaney a transgender personality of Tik Tok
The Chinese social media company for privacy intrusions we are trying to block
Will now be paid to Bud Light try to hock
With transgenders playing women’s sport comes as not a shock
Joe Six Pack who is wedded to American Brews and thinks imports are a pox
Coors Light, Miller Lite, and Bud Light the marketing gurus with their Bud Light foxes
Have to wonder what happed to the Bud marketing gurus
So successful with their Clydesdales and Bud Light Girls to sell their brew
Wonder what successful ads for Bud Light with Dylan are in the hopper
After transitioning and male hormones trying to shed drink Bud Light to be a view stopper
Not sure what PC warriors pushed them to the new ad campaign
Wonder how many males dreaming of the Bud Light Girls will now from that brew refrain
When it comes to drinking beer how will the target for the night explain
“I may be drinking Bud Light tonight but part of my male parts still reign.”

© April 2, 2023 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet