Wednesday, October 2, 2024

Yelp Review of Newport Beach Mutt Lynch's-2 for 1 Medium Pizza Sale Monday; Jessica Our Server; Pterodactyl Wings and Anchovies

 

If you like to dine and enjoy people watching or the sunset
Mutt Lynch’s in Newport Beach at 2300 Oceanfront is a winning bet
If you like pizza on Monday the ante is doubled and it is the best yet
For if concerned about finances no need to fret
Buy one medium size pizza and get one free
Order the Max with all manner of toppings and anchovies also you can see
Priced at only 23 reduced to 21 during happy hour
Or be your own chef with 29 toppings to you empower
A Monday-Friday happy hour that reduced food and libation prices to the patron bring
And a chicken dish that blows out of the water any restaurant selling wings
Where you get only a mixed bag of drumettes and flats or wingettes
All of which look like they came from a pygmy or dwarf chicken
That was so small at a county fair it would win no blue ribbons
And for the third part the wing tip, it never made the butcher’s cart 
At Mutt Lynch’s they are called Pterodactyl Wings and you get all 3 parts
Our server, Jessica, with a smile that would bring traffic or pedestrians to an admiring halt
Her service and attitude was clearly free from any and all faults
Other restaurants may learn to copy Mutt Lynch and its Pterodactyl  wings
But replicating Jessica’s qualities as a server will be more difficult to its patrons to bring
© 10/2/2024 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet

www.alaskanpoet.blogspot.com

 

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