Tuesday, October 15, 2024

How Can Walz Be a Hunter of Pheasants When He Can't Even Load His Own Shotgun

 

Walz does not have the clearly radical baggage Harris is stuck with
As 24/7 she struggles with her “rebranding efforts” to convince voters her radical views are a myth
But Walz struggles over his apparent needs
To lie and embellish his past deeds
Like implying he was in a war zone carrying a weapon of war
When he was safely in Italy miles and miles away from Iraq’s blood and gore
Or telling all he is a member of the NRA and a hunter of wild game
Trying to show off his pheasant hunting skills but looking quite lame
Having great difficulty in trying to load a shotgun he has owned for years
Fortunately in his troubles he did not replicate VP Cheney and shoot a fellow hunter near
Walz is trying so hard to be one of those good old Midwestern guys
But comes across as a “knucklehead” no matter how hard he tries
Each day it seems Walz’s past reveals more baggage he needs to chuck
While Harris must rue the day she bailed on Shapiro’s ability to woo PA instead of Walz who is running and gesturing wildly amok

© 10/15/2024 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet

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