Has Google fallen into the transgender Dylan Mulvaney trap?
As the boycott of Bud Light by consumers continues to sales
sap
The Geek Wizards of Search may have concluded skin hydrators
are not like drinking beer
So are using a nonbinary TikTok influencer, Cyrus Veyssi,
dressed in women’s clothing to express her dry skin fears
Then to explain for this nonbinary influencer Google search
is the only place to go
Still too early to tell whether the ad will create another
product boycott that like Bud Light that will grow
Will women not want to risk their gentil skin with a product
to be used by men?
Doubt biological women will flock to the counters to send
The hydration products in large numbers now flying off the shelves
To by Santa’s orders during the Christmas season to be picked
and then wrapped by elves
The transgender market for hydrators has to be somewhat
small
Even if no boycott sales to women will most likely fall
Seems that the marketing wizards were oblivious to Bud Light’s
sale collapse
Soon as pink slips in the marketing department are handed
out we will hear many a gasp!
© 12/11/2024 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet
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