Monday, November 25, 2024

Peach and Blossom Turkeys Pardoned But Not Hunter in a Turkey Costume

 

You could tell the Biden Presidency is coming to an end
As he followed President H.W. Bush who in 1989 started the Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon trend
Peach and Blossom were the two lucky birds who escaped the Thanksgiving diners’ plates
At 40 and 41 pounds respectively will live out their remaining lives at farm in Minnesota where sadly they will not have a long time to wait
Both were trained to be comfortable around crowds often listening to music play
Never to have a gobbling meltdown to pardoning viewing crowd’s dismay
Biden did not ape his pardoned fowl by gobbling his pardoning speech
Viewers with empathy for a dementia outburst felt an empathy pardon to him reach
If viewers were hoping to catch a glimpse of Hunter in a turkey suit
Looking to join Peach and Blossom so his legal problems would become moot
They were disappointed along with the number of birds on which Coast Guard members and their families as Biden’s guests would dine
While Biden thank the members of his staff for their service before and after from the campaign he resigned
An interesting side note that reveals Biden’s true feelings
That the coup to withdraw will take for the anger a long time to be healing
Is that Harris and the Second Gentleman are MIA from the D.C. scene have shunned
Licking their wounds appearing ungrateful that she was picked without a campaign to hone skills as Democratic candidate for president run

© 11/25/2024 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet

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