We all know
that government bureaucrats in regulating us mortals believe their feces don’t
stink
But the
revelations at the EPA in Denver make you want to have a stiff, very stiff
drink
It seems
unknown employees are leaving their turds in the halls
Instead of
where they belong, being flushed down the toilet stalls
Ironic that
the agency charged with regulating the production and discharge of waste
Has its own
employees evidently crapping all over the place
Hiring a
workplace--violence expert who warned these are dangerous acts
Maybe more
than a complete sense of decency lack
Emails not yet erased to
the troops to remind them something a two year has long since learned
No more
defecating by employees in the halls; the smell will be discerned
Not sure
whether this is worse than the defecation of the mind
By the EPA
official in Alaska watching so much porn he was probably on the verge of going
blind
If the
culprit or culprits are found the EPA should give an ultimatum-- wear an adult
diaper on the outside of one’s pants
Or
immediately to the culprit or culprits an immediate discharge from employment
grant
© June
25, 2014 Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet
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