Broccoli and Weed Blocked at Border

Bush was famous for his broccoli intense dislike

Never understood why from his menu the White House chefs would strike

The vegetable is loaded with vitamins and minerals plus fiber and protein

Keeps you sharp, keeps you slime slim and lean

News out from the border now provides a hint to his dislike

Glaring proof of the Mexican cartels blight

A semi full of fresh broccoli from Mexican fields to Customs didn’t appear right

Closer inspection revealed the shipment was packing a powerful bite

Added to the vitamins were pounds of vitamin G, also known as weed or grass

An added high for the veggie lovers that would definitely last

From tunnels under the border to weed with broccoli mixed

A porous border that to bring in drugs the cartels will go to any lengths resort to any tricks

© March 3, 2016, Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet
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