Barvetta Singletary Shoots at D.C. Cop After Sex

We know of the failings of the Secret Service that have made them look like the Keystone Cops

News out of Washington may indicate the Capitol Police may be imitating their ops

Barveta Singletary, a Special Assistant to Obama, had the urge for sex

Time for her Capitol Police boyfriend to text

No red blooded American would turn down such summons

Off to Barvetta’s bedroom for a little bedroom cummin

First leave in the car his cell phones and his service Glock

As events will show not in a secure place locked

Barvetta and the unnamed cop completed their tryst

But imagined jealousy is an emotion next to impossible to resist

Maybe on this night his performance was not up to par

Accusing him of sleeping with other women she followed him out to his car

Demanded his cell phones to see who he was sleeping with on the sly

He said no and she moved to with an effortless try  

Grabbing his cell phones and worse his Glock

Password protected her access to the phones was blocked

Hell knows no fury than a woman scorned holding a gun

Pointed at him and fired forcing him to flee on a weaving run

Arrested she is now on unpaid administrative on unpaid leave

The unnamed cop should join her in that status for having his gun from him relieved

One has to wonder what kind of vetting this woman had to endure

To be in close conduct with the President and his safety insure

Basic police work Rule 101

Never, ever let someone get possession of your gun.

© August 10, 2015, Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet
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