Monday, August 10, 2015

Barvetta Singletary Shoots at D.C. Cop After Sex

We know of the failings of the Secret Service that have made them look like the Keystone Cops
News out of Washington may indicate the Capitol Police may be imitating their ops
Barveta Singletary, a Special Assistant to Obama, had the urge for sex
Time for her Capitol Police boyfriend to text
No red blooded American would turn down such summons
Off to Barvetta’s bedroom for a little bedroom cummin
First leave in the car his cell phones and his service Glock
As events will show not in a secure place locked
Barvetta and the unnamed cop completed their tryst
But imagined jealousy is an emotion next to impossible to resist
Maybe on this night his performance was not up to par
Accusing him of sleeping with other women she followed him out to his car
Demanded his cell phones to see who he was sleeping with on the sly
He said no and she moved to with an effortless try  
Grabbing his cell phones and worse his Glock
Password protected her access to the phones was blocked
Hell knows no fury than a woman scorned holding a gun
Pointed at him and fired forcing him to flee on a weaving run
Arrested she is now on unpaid administrative on unpaid leave
The unnamed cop should join her in that status for having his gun from him relieved
One has to wonder what kind of vetting this woman had to endure
To be in close conduct with the President and his safety insure
Basic police work Rule 101
Never, ever let someone get possession of your gun.
© August 10, 2015, Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet
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