Budweiser calls itself the King of Beers
And sex hints and innuendos to its product will steer
Famous for its Bud Light Girls that are any man‘s dream
Looking into their eyes and bodies and it’s love at first sight deemed
A man would be foolish in his romantic pursuits in bars
To not buy a lady a Bud Light to join his and hope his lines
are not barred
Why Budweiser would tie its Clydesdales to Dylan Mulvaney is
a mystery
One look at her and it’s clear on her a Bud Light Girl outfit we would never
see
Worse if still transitioning she still has male equipment not the woman most
men would pick
Most men unless gay would not want to share beers with a chick with a dick
It is refreshing to see Kid Rock blast Bud Light bottles to
smithereens
And Kari Lake refuse to drink the product at open bar scenes
If she has shed and transformed her male equipment
What beer drinker would want to find out in a making love
event
The world of the sexes continues to get blurrier each day
As birth rate continues to decline which declines might stay
With transitioning men to women, women to men
How much harder will it be to get population growth increasing again
© April 8. 2023 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet
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