Monday, April 17, 2023

Bud Light Linking with TG Dylan Mulvaney Was a Disaster So Bring Back the Iconic Clydesdale in a Patriotic Ad

 

Whoever the marketing idiot at Anheuser-Busch who came up with the idiocy for Bud Light
To link up with TG Dylan Mulvaney has probably been fired and is no longer in sight
The marketing department for Bud Light must have had their gigantic woke blinders on
The video of her image on a Bud Light can became a quick $6 billion market loss swan song
The company fortunately was quick to react
Quickly the Clydesdales were coming back
The latest ad has a Budweiser iconic Clydesdale, a giant horse
From the Big Apple to the Grand Canyon through our heartland’s course
While the narrator intones “This is a story bigger than beer. This is the story of the American spirit."
With the woke warriors degrading our history and greatness we fear that our children will not the American dream inherit
If we do not nourish and support through words and deeds
And pursue the quick dollar from China to satisfy our greed
The dream will turn into a nightmare
Where the cupboards of our history and prosperity will be bare

© April 16, 2023 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet

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