People Are Flocking to the Red Dime Stores to Escape Inflation Not Find Terrorists as Cross Claims

 

Tiffany Cross is so misnamed as she is not a valued gemstone of wisdom to acquire
But cheap costume jewelry you would find at Dollar General and wearing it quickly tire
In her steady stream of guests whose role to crucify and Reds who dare to disagree
Cross had on Jason Johnson a tenure prof who is unmatched on a bias spree
Johnson, egged on by Cross, claimed Republicans are merely a “dime store front for a terrorist organization”
A dog whistle to have them persecuted to the utmost and jailed in condemnation
Reds are not terrorists far from it
But his choice of dime store lends to a comment to submit
A dime store is symbolic of Dollar General and 99 Cents stores
Where shoppers looking for values pay less and get much more
With the recession soon to enter its third quarter and inflation showing not sign to end
Shoppers of all income are to them flocking
To find prices in this inflationary world are pleasantly shocking
This professor who wants to fleece not golden but with bias
Voters to vote Blue with rants too pious
Has mistakenly hit the nail on the head
When shopping for ideas and policies go to the dime store of the Reds
No terrorism only values to survive the recession and get ahead
An oasis from inflation and the new 87,000 IRS agents we should dread

© September 24, 2022 The Alaskanpoet