Friday, October 7, 2016

Vote For Hillary Or Trump--Choose The Outhouse To Take A Dump

You have to hand it to the battleground state of Live Free or Die
As the candidates wallow in the smearing mud more fitting of a sty
A sense of humor  in that state still exists
While charges of unfitness Blues and Reds cannot resist
In Ashland, New Hampshire at Owens Truck Farm Stand
A fitting tribute to the vitriolic charges raging across this land
No more concerns over the Russians being able to hack into our election
And with the lack of paper ballots distort or electronically alter our selections
To ruin the integrity of the results, to put the validity of the winner in question
Two outhouses have been turned into polling places
With ballots that are impossible to alter or erase
Two holes one for Hillary and the other for Trump
No lever to pull no touch screen to touch merely lake a dump
So symbolic as more than half of the voters on each side would like to flush their candidate down the drain
A symbolic end on Election Day that poets love to mark as a vicious smearing campaign
© October 7, Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet
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