Friday, September 26, 2025

Shooting Deaths Return to Chicago After 2 day Hiatus But Wearing Kevlar and Carrying Bullet Proof Umbrella Might Be a Better Idea

 

The idea of 3 days in Chicago without a shooting death was too farfetched
With all the gangbangers packing heat zero gun deaths would be an impossible stretch
So to no one’s surprise September to date shootings rose to 150 from yesterday’s 148
And in a very rare case of marksmanship 2 out of 2 victims met their deadly fate
Residents always fearing for their lives when on the street, in a car, or enjoying a night on the town
Have to be hoping this was a fluke and though the shootings will go up the death rate percentage will go down
If the shooter is right behind you a few feet away a victim has almost no survival chance
But if from a moving car or from distance and you are wearing Kevlar and carrying an opened Kevlar umbrella your survival percentages advance
In Illinois only non felon adults may purchase but since many of the victims are teens
One would hope they could be wearing at likely shooting scenes
A French company makes a bullet proof umbrella that a bullet from a .44 magnum will stop
 Not sure if it is sold in the U.S. but if it were the number of shooting deaths would drop
Rather than this Sanctuary City spending millions of illegal aliens’ aid
Would be better if spent for residents’ bullet proof wear and umbrellas to deaths from gunshots evade

© 9/26/2025 Michael P. Ridley aka The Alaskanpoet

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